A chamois cream and skin lubricant you won’t feel bad about.

Some excellent features:

• Paraben-Free
• Petroleum-Free
• Fragrance-Free
• Non-Staining
• Non-Greasy
• All Natural
• Antibacterial
• Vitamins A,D & E

Size: 8 oz

2.5 oz 75 ml. A cream formulated to produce superior conduction between skin and electrodes to ensure an accurate heart rate display 100% of the time. Works and smells better than spit.

4 oz/120 ml. Plant derived all natural ingredients.This chamois cream contains Tea Tree Oil, Evodia, and Masterwort for their anti-fungal, anti-bacterial, anti-inflammatory properties. Formulated for real and synthetic chamois. Vegan!

The bottle to go with the bike… or maybe just the bottle because you can’t afford the bike,.. yet.

Holds 24 oz

.25 oz. A balm designed to assist athletes in healing chapped lips and noses. SPF 30.

The Gentleman’s Blend (Continental Edition) is a mild embrocating balm, safe for use year round, but just enough warmth to get you through chilly Spring and Autumn days.  Developed for the Rapha Continental team.

Size: 4 oz / 120 mL

Warmer climate? Summer training? When the weather’s fine, try Mad Alchemy’s Mango Love, Non-warming embrocation.

Size: 4 oz.

Traditional Mad Alchemy warming embrocation. Level: Medium.

Size: 120 mL

A special blend of cinnamon, citrus, and clove, this aromatic embrocation is of medium heat and sure to tingle all of your senses. Medium Heat.

Size: 4 oz / 120 mL

Using top secret ingredients and a lot of research, Mad Alchemy presents the Uber Secret Coffee blend. A moderate, gradual heat, deemed perfect by Mr. Dunn himself. By Mad Alchemy, in association with Embrocation Cycling Journal.

Size: 4 oz